Cat Cat-cher

The Cat-cher of Cats spied a cat
And thought to himself,
“What a nice addition this feline would make
If only his owner would let me take
And stuff him and show him on the shelf.”
And preserve him forever just like that.

But the cat wasn’t dumb.
It saw with its eyes
What the collector had thought,
And the feline figured it ought
To flee from this man it despised
Before it permanently went numb.